Iron Man:  Pepper Pots is hurriedly downloading files enumerating Stark Industries’ double-dealing to terrorists just before Obadiah “The Dude” Stane walks into the room.

According to the invoice, this order was transported aboard the “MSC Lebowski.” A close look at the fine print reveals provisions that absolve the carrier and his servants for theft/loss of items that include creedance tapes and rugs that tie the room together.  Further, special instructions warn that “the keeping of an amphibious rodent, without a permit, within county limits, is also illegal.”

There are even more dudisms embedded in the contract.  Whoever drafted this invoice clearly was a good man, and thorough.

theduty:

Never Before Seen Look Inside a $300 Million Phillippe Starck Mega-Yacht

i met Phillippe once, he told me i had “a real look.”

i’ll take it.

I’m so disappointed.  I misread this and thought it was a tour of Tony Stark’s yacht.  I’m all, “where’s the arc reactor, yo?”