An old friend just got these new plates from the DMV. They’re standard-issue plates, not vanity. I’m pretty sure if you did request personalized plates like this the DMV would deny you for being offensive. The odds of this happening are astronomical. I told him it was clearly an act of god.
Then I remembered that he’s a fairly religious christian.
I think he may be feeling a little offended right now so i gotta do something to smooth things over.
Gonna send him a rainbow bumpersticker.
