January 2010
35 posts
The teenage lesbian sex that Kristen Stewart and... →
The teenage lesbian sex that Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning would have together is the kind of thing that would make poets weep.
Go ahead. Imagine them kissing. It is the reason the Ancient…
Entirely wrong people have been trying to start businesses with me. Entirely wrong people exclusively, in fact.
I believe that my degree of success in life is directly correlated to being too lazy to pursue bad propositions.
hi, speed rail
Amount of federal funds granted to build high speed rail between LA and SF:
$2.25b
Expected completion date:
2020 (yeah, right)
Estimated travel time between my house in LA and El Farolito in SF:
2hr40min
Increase in the number of burritos I will eat in 2020 compared to previous decade:
500%*
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* Lest you think that this number is actually fairly small, let me clarify that I will...
“If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.” -Judith Hayes
killmetheking:
i can’t decide which neighbor i detest more.
my next door neighbor who works from home and is constantly yelling on the phone, ‘i have a problem in california and they give me someone in india to fix it! let me speak to your manager! he better speak english!’
or my upstairs neighbor who really needs to cut down on smoking 29472394 packs a day because a cough that fucking...
omfg Heroes is the worst show is Britney Spears...
gah
Hey, Kansas, I see your ban on teaching evolution in schools and raise you the motherfucking DICTIONARY:
CA Schools Ban The Dictionary
Jim O'Rourke: The Visitor
I’ve been listening to this record for a week and i’ve barely scratched its surface.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Blitzen Trapper (19)
Jay Farrar (9)
Vaux (8)
The Black Keys (8)
Radiohead (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
it’s been raining for 4 days and already I feel as miserable as I did nearly every day for the 7 years I lived in San Francisco.
the strange part is, I like rain, and I love the sound of it. If it didn’t block the sun it’d be as welcome as a whiskey unicorn.
i really like the Muppets
i try to keep this forum non-controversial, but sometimes you just have to stick your neck out
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Laura Veirs (18)
Elliott Smith (12)
The Beatles (4)
The Dandy Warhols (4)
Uncle Tupelo (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
After Haiti's 7.0 Earthquake, L.A. County... →
Edeline B. Clermont weeps in the “Little Haiti” area of Miami as she talks to her sister in Boston after both were unable to contact relatives in Haiti after hearing news about the…
Why do some people collect souvenir spoons?
Was this tradition started by globe-trotting heroin junkies?
His name is Daddy Warbucks. How the fuck do you think he made his money?
Fred Phelps’ family is “protesting” at my high school tomorrow. Oh how I would love to be there to prank the fuck out of those insane fuckclowns.
WatchMy friends make cool things.
Minorities Now the Majority in California for... →
As the Valley joined Los Angeles as a whole this decade with Latinos becoming the majority, another recent census study shows that children of immigrants are the majority statewide when it…
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-3) →
Passion Pit (10)
Elliott Smith (9)
The Horrors (8)
Grizzly Bear (6)
N.W.A (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
1 tag
a) How would you describe Passion Pit?
b) Polyphonic Spree + Postal Service. Let’s say Polyphonic Service.
a) or, Postal Spree.
b) No, Postal Spree sounds like a violent emo band.
a) I wish emo bands were violent. We could sit back and let them all destroy each other.
b) We should market a brand of guyliner infused with Rage Virus.
3 tags
Watch“you decorate your christmas tree with goats?”
“hell yeah we do. Do your frilly little ornaments pack themselves up after the holidays are over? Ours do. Then they mow the yard and make us cheese.”
RepRap for the future →
RepRap and other 3D printers are the future. There’s no question about it. With the proud tradition from The Pirate Bay, we want to take all of this to the next level. TPB will be TPB, but for…
