Rogue Llama
sarahsaturday:

OMG

it’s kitten david bowie!

sarahsaturday:

OMG

it’s kitten david bowie!

Iron Man:  Pepper Pots is hurriedly downloading files enumerating Stark Industries’ double-dealing to terrorists just before Obadiah “The Dude” Stane walks into the room.
According to the invoice, this order was transported aboard the “MSC Lebowski.” A close look at the fine print reveals provisions that absolve the carrier and his servants for theft/loss of items that include creedance tapes and rugs that tie the room together.  Further, special instructions warn that “the keeping of an amphibious rodent, without a permit, within county limits, is also illegal.”
There are even more dudisms embedded in the contract.  Whoever drafted this invoice clearly was a good man, and thorough.

Iron Man:  Pepper Pots is hurriedly downloading files enumerating Stark Industries’ double-dealing to terrorists just before Obadiah “The Dude” Stane walks into the room.

According to the invoice, this order was transported aboard the “MSC Lebowski.” A close look at the fine print reveals provisions that absolve the carrier and his servants for theft/loss of items that include creedance tapes and rugs that tie the room together.  Further, special instructions warn that “the keeping of an amphibious rodent, without a permit, within county limits, is also illegal.”

There are even more dudisms embedded in the contract.  Whoever drafted this invoice clearly was a good man, and thorough.

Marie Antoinette

Marie Antoinette

STFU Jesus - Pretty much my new favorite meme.
I’m curious about whether everyone hear’s Archer’s voice in their head when they read jesus’s lines, or if it’s just me.  And if you haven’t watched Archer, WTF <your name here>.

STFU Jesus - Pretty much my new favorite meme.

I’m curious about whether everyone hear’s Archer’s voice in their head when they read jesus’s lines, or if it’s just me.  And if you haven’t watched Archer, WTF <your name here>.

sarahsaturday:

You are a weird plant, mister.

Marshmallow Tree!!!

sarahsaturday:

You are a weird plant, mister.

Marshmallow Tree!!!